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katanya tiada yang sia-sia. senyumnya tiada terpaksa. kasihnya membawa ke Syurga larangnya mengelak bencana selorohnya mengubat lara 本当に、僕は、お母さんを一番愛している。 -sungguh, umi adalah org plg saya sayang. -verily, mom is the one i most love. 僕の母になるために、本当にありがとうございます！！誕生日おめでとう、お母さん！！ ー terima kasih kerana mnjadi umi kepada saya, UMI. Selamat Hari lahir! -thanks for being my mom, UMI. Happy Birthday! Mom, your birthday means so much to me; To have you in my life another year, The time I spent enfolded in your love, Each day, each moment with you is so dear. I cherish the very special bond we have. You lift my spirit in so many ways. I celebrate your life; I honor you, And send to you my love and care and praise. maaf salah silap banglang n along,angah,kinah,fahmy,aceh..

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates. Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle ===================================== ======================= An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness ===================================== ======================= An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really rea...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

minggu last delta nye duty... mmg xkn lupe kenangan ini maaaaaaa.......

aper pon, saya menegaskan, jangan meletakkan sebarang cemuhan ataupun tohmahan yang tanpa usul periksa... ingat, setiap manusia itu buat kesalahan... walaupun manusia yang asyik buat kesalahan, memikirkan dirinya sentiasa bagus, memkirkan dirinya first lady, menganggap dirinya penting, menggunakan duit beratus ratus juta sesuka hati, meletakkan mukanya dan namanya lebih tggi dari yang sepatutunya, bajet bagus, bermuka ala2 singa jantan, berwajah masam, sentiasa menaikkan kebencian orang ramai setiap kali muncul di depan kamera, menjatuhkna maruah kerajaan, maruah suami, agama, meletakkan tabarruj sebagai aset utama, tidak mengajar anak2 dengan sempurna, berpelukan dgn salman khan di hdpn khlayak ramai, memasuki masjid tanpa menutup aurat, menimbulkn kontroversi ... dan mcm2 lagi,, INGAT, DIA JUGA MANUSIA BIASA... BIMBINGLAH DIA, BIMBING DIA KE ARAH YANG BENAR.. SEMOGA DATO SERI NAJIB RAZAK TIDAK AKAN TERGOLONG DALAM GOLONGAN2 YANG DITARIK KE NERAKA SEPERTI SABDA NABI.. 4 GOLONGAN LELAK...

tiada yang tersirat mahupun tersurat di sini.. harap maklum~~

org kate, bakat kalau dibiar terpendam, xder gunenyer... atas prinsip itulah.. Usrah ana, mnggu lepas melakukan satu aktiviti yang menguji mental dan fizikal dalam menghasilkan kerja tangan ini.. lawo x??? hahahaha

Salamun alaikum... huh... kepada bdak SHAMS yg dulu gilekn game nih.. ketahuilah.. bukan korang jer yg mmpu bwt keje tuh... Robot pon daa ade... Sesungguhnya, tiadalah upaya manusia itu utk mengolah ini, andai tidak dipinjam Allah akal yang waras???... justeru, siapakah kita utk bermegah di bumi-NYA???  Allahuakbar!!!!

Saya mohon maaf kerana hari nie saya terlambat lagi datang ke pejabat.   Saya tau, termasuk hari nie, saya dah 10 kali lewat ke pejabat.     Sorry Boss....!!!     Saya tau sepatutnya saya masuk pejabat pukul 8:30 pagi. Tapi oleh kerana   lewat, saaya terpaksa sampai di pejabat pukul 9:00 atau 10:00 pagi. Tapi   percayalah Boss, saya bukan sengaja. Keadaan yang buat saya begini. Saya   bangun awal Boss... Pukul 6:00 saya dah siap mandi dan pakai baju. Saya   turun dari rumah saya pun awal jugak. Boss pun tahu saya hanya duduk  Seri   Kembangan , dekat jer.....     Tapi Boss, bila sampai di pertengahan jalan...saya jadi pening Boss. saya   percaya kalau Boss sendiri berada ditempat saya, Boss pun mesti sampai   lewat jugak ke pejabat. Percayalah Boss, saya tak bohong. Kalau Boss nak   tahu kenapa saya selalu lewat ke pejabat, meh sini, biar saya   tunjukkan....... Yang Benar,   Pekerjamu yang disayangi.......

Citer 1 Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis? Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang.. Suami : Buku apa? Isteri : Buku bank abanglah.. Citer 2 Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu. budak : derma ape bang? lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk didermakan? budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya. lelaki : ????? Citer 3 Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka. Farid : Mengapa? Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya. Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya. Siti : Erkkkkkk.... .... Benci .......... Citer 4 3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebut tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!! Citer 5 Citer ni memb...

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore were being asked 3 simple questions: MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L" Miss USA : Lamp Miss Singapore : Light bulb Miss Malaysia :LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L" MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L" Miss USA : Lion Miss Singapore : Leopard Miss Malaysia : LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L" Miss USA : Lexus Miss Singapore : Lamborghini Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC...