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Kamil, Sedarlah

Keluarga Dolah mempunyai kedai gula gula turun temurun yang amat berjaya. Banyak francais2 yang berjaya didirikan di luar mahupun dalam negara. Oleh kerana gula gulanya HALAL di makan, dan menjadi trend serta mainstream org ramai, walaupun mahal dan x bersih, serta x laa sedap sangat pun, malah buruk untuk kesihatan, orang ramai membeli juga produk gula2 tersebut, termasuklah Keluarga Ali.

Ditakdirkan, keluarga Ali mempunyai musuh turun temurun, keluarga Atan. Keluarga Atan ni sangatlah benci akan keluarga Ali. Ahli keluarga Ali sangat ramai, bersepah sepah. Lebih ramai dari pekerja2 di kedai gula gula Dolah, malah lebih ramai dari keluarga Atan. Walaupun begitu, keluarga Atan lebih hebat. Lebih mendapat sokongan dari keluarga2 lain, termasuk keluarga Dolah.

Setiap Hari, sejak berdekad lamanya, dengan bantuan keluarga Amer, Keluarga Ele, dan hasil keuntungan Gula gula Dolah tadi, Keluarga Atan mempu membeli byk senjata dan peluru untuk membedil keluarga Ali. Walaupun Kamil, ahli Kelua…

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~"Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" 
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.


"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Muhyiddin the same question. "answer th…