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~"Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" 
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Muhyiddin the same question. "answer th…